It really is the size of a child's toy keyboard.
When it comes to doing the deed, you'll have an easier time accommodating your man's large penis if you stick with positions that keep his thrusts shallow while sending you both into maximum overdrive.
He started puking all down my back, and it ran into my hair, eyes, his bed, and the floor.
I was obviously pretty cocky and sure that I would win.
My boyfriend and I have been dating for three months.
I laughed a little and said, 'What are you going to do with that? Now I shed a tear for that glorious dick that I lost when he moved across the country.
We start dating, and, man, did I find out how appropriate that joke was.